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I Am One With The Dip Tote

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A perfectly calm investor meditates peacefully while cryptocurrency prices collapse dramatically around her. The ultimate joke for patient crypto holders, long-term investors, market survivors, and anyone pretending volatility does not bother them.

Durable Poly-Poplin outer with a laminate-coated interior and cotton handles to keep all your things secure and looking great.

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