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My Portfolio Needs a Stock Trader Investor Funny Shorts

$25.08

Color: Black

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A mysterious fortune teller searches the future for one tiny piece of good news hiding inside a chaotic crypto portfolio. A funny choice for cryptocurrency investors, market-watchers, speculative traders, and anyone who has ever refreshed their portfolio too many times.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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